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Candy Ass Blasts

24 Jun 2008 | 04:24 pm | Category: Conversation      

Les: i got some chocolate chip cookies with…
“candy blasts” from chips ahoy which mom said were on sale but i specifically asked for..
KEEBLER ELVES RAINBOW COOKIES
Me lmaoooo
i love those rainbow cookies
Les: me too
bet these wont tate a damn thang like em
Me: candy blasts lmao
Les: yeah what kind of marketing genius came up with that
Me: lmfaoooo
love it
Les: one whos cookies would end up on sale
Me: hahahah so true
Les: makin me mad now

Les: ok yeah i do not like candy blasts
Me: lmao
Les: for one..
theres no god damn chocolate chips in them
its just nasty ass candy ass blasts
just spend the extra 50 cents and get the keebler elves cookies

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Last night on our way to KFC

03 May 2008 | 08:57 am | Category: Conversation, Shawn      

“You’ve got some will power quitting smoking the way you did. I’m impressed, babe”

*pats Shawn on the leg*

“PSH! I better watch out for you!!”

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No seriously, I catch these things

24 Apr 2008 | 11:36 pm | Category: Conversation      
“How many pie crust do you buy that you and your boyfriend have arguements of the make?”
I buy enough pie crusts for it to be a topic of discussion
“again, strange.”
Today, I made chicken pot pie. For the first time in TWO weeks. Only this time, I bought the off-brand red box over the name-brand red box because I was buying millions of other things. And of course, today, Shawn says the crust is different. I say yea, I got off brand, I told you that last night. “Oh yeah, Sara Lee, man nothing beats Sara Lee.” I’m thinking about it really hard, could swear up and down that when I buy the name brand, it’s fucking Pillsbury. “But, I think it’s actually Pillsbury” and I try to argue, until he says, “Pillsbury is blue. Sara lee, red.”
Alright, whatever. Dude, I know it’s Pillsbury.
AND THEN! Someone else had the nerve to argue about the whole Sun Chips thing. He tried to say the Garden Salsa bag was never bright, shiney, green. I looked that one up on google images to prove my point, don’t even make me do it again.
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Guilty of overusing internet acronyms

12 Nov 2007 | 09:45 pm | Category: Conversation, Funny, Les      

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Because I was tellin’ fibs

31 Oct 2007 | 09:02 pm | Category: Conversation      

“You may be cute and the goddess of Halloween but you are a WHORE.”

Me: *shrug*

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So Real.

28 Jan 2007 | 06:56 pm | Category: Conversation, Funny      

“I love you sweetie. You are always there for me.”

“Even when I haven’t shaved in centuries??”

“Especially.”

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So This Explains That

23 Jan 2007 | 10:57 pm | Category: Conversation, Photos      

Lesley: the real reason im not cleaing too much is cuz we are moving no reason to clean if ill be moving in a month.

Me: for real why clean it’s just going to get messed up all over again

Lesley: ill just bag it all up when i move toss it in the garbage

Me: but i’d say a month is a lil early to quit cleaning

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