Dear police officers

Last night was the second time in two weeks that you knocked on my door and made me think someone died. Only this time, instead of knocking at a decent hour, you banged on my door at 2am.

I’m sure you really don’t care, but this pisses me off beyond belief, especially considering you asked the same damn questions you did about a week ago. I do not know where my ex-boyfriend is and there is a reason for that.

I’m sure this all got started because I returned some of his mail with “no longer at this address” written on it, I didn’t know what else to do. The fact that returned mail has you trying to scope out my house makes even LESS sense because if he was still here, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I RETURN HIS MAIL?

Please stop harassing me, you dickheads.

No love,
Kelleyroo

4 Responses

  • Toya

    I know what you mean about people knocking on your door at all hours of the night. I had someone do that to me the other night and I could have stabbed his ass for that. Don’t people have some common courtesy in this world?!

  • Jen

    There has got to be someone you can call to stop that shit. That is invasion of privacy if they are watching you, etc. I would chew someones ass if they knocked on my door at 2AM. And then I would call their supervisor and chew their ass. That is bullshit.

    Jen´s last blog post..Starting my “classes” at Vanderbilt on the 13th.

  • Jonna

    That’s just harassment. x_X’ Dudessa, you need to get that sorted. It’s not your business as to where the fuck your ex is.

    Seriously.

    WTF?

  • Elyse

    Okay, Kelley… question:

    Did these police officer, after questioning you, strip their clothes off and dance to techno music? If so, there might be alternative reasons for their visit. Just sayin…

    Also, send them my way.