You Are So Nashville If…

Every year the Nashville Scene holds a contest asking you to complete the sentence “You Are So Nashville If…” and I normally find them quite hilarious. You may not understand some of them if you don’t live here, but I won’t lie… I don’t even understand most of them. Here are my favorites:

“You know Manchester does more in four days to deserve the title of “Music City” than Nashville does all year.” (Bonnarooooooooo!!!!)

“Your nearest bank branch is “that fancy trailer in the old H.G. Hills parking lot.”

“You brag about having grown up in the Gummo neighborhood.”

“Your dog is your wingman.”

“You know that Trace Adkins made Nashville look far better than it really is.”

“You can be tased again.”

“You have a separate dresser drawer just for your good black T-shirts”

“You see Nashville on a reality show and have no idea where the area they taped the show is at.”

“You contract E. coli while swimming across the Cumerland River trying to prove how clean it is.”

“You remember when Miley Cyrus’ dad was a big deal.”

“You’re not sure what Toby Keith’s last name is.”

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