I had the strangest dream this morning, it was one of those extremely vivid dreams where you can feel everything that is happening to you.

I was very very pregnant in this dream, and I’m not sure if that’s how it really feels to be preggo but it was so very uncomfortable. I’m not sure how far along I was supposed to be but it felt like someone had jammed a bowling ball in my belly. It was HUGE and it felt so real. I think the funniest part about it is that the father was one of Paul’s old roomates, Bam, who I believe was from India. At least in my dream he definitely was.

I was discussing having pregnancy photos taken with Bam’s mother who told me there must be crickets on/in the photo (which I ended up suggesting to photoshop them in.. ha ha haaa) and that Bam wanted me to be laying on my side in the pictures. I mean this shit was weird.

I had a big wad of gum in my mouth and as I was chewing, something really gross and green started to come out, and in turn I started to vomiting. So then my grandfather shows up and rubs my back while I’m puking.

I so never want to be pregnant if it’s anything like that dream.

*I assure you I am really NOT pregnant.

edit: I don’t know how much I believe that dreams can foreshadow events in your life, but Toya once told me if you dream about being pregnant it means someone is going to die. I looked it up on  one of those dream dictionary sites, and it said if you are unwed you will experience loss. I looked up “crickets” and it said I will experience the death of a distant friend. Creepy.

Filed in Dreams on Friday, December 7, 2007 ·